LAUGH 1

PARI: Ano apelyido mo sister?

MADRE: Kaw talaga father, hinahalikan mo yun araw-araw.

PARI: Sister, PEKPEK apelyido mo?

MADRE: Father naman, CRUZ po!!

LAUGH 2

bokot gonoto ong nongyoyoro so compotor ko? poro lottor “O” ong lomolobos. soon ko koyo opopooyos oto? tolongon mo nomon oko oh. O, bokot homohobo ong ngoso mo?

LAUGH 3

Sa Garden of Eden…..

ADAN: Lord, hindi ko na kaya ang tukso ni Eba sa akin.

LORD: Maging matatag ka anak. Bakit, pano ka ba tinutukso?

ADAN: Bading!! Bading!!

JOKE 1

TINDERO: Sir, bili na kayo ng kurtina.

PEDRO: Cge bibili ko para sa computer ko.

TINDERO: Baket po sa computer?

PEDRO: Hello, may WINDOWS din kya yun!… my gosh so slow!

JOKE 2

HEADLINES BUKAS , NGAYON ANG BRODKAS !!

GOOD News: Walang BAD news!

Tahanang walang HAGDAN,… inakyat!

Bagong TULI nagyabang,… lumaki ulo!

BULAG nakapatay,…. nagdilim daw ang PANINGIN!

TINDERA ng suka,… tinoyo!

Teacher NAGKAMALI,… tinuruan ng LEKSYON!

Basurero nagsampa ng KASO,… binasura!

Tubero,… nagkatulo!

Misis ng Photographer,… NAKUNAN!

JOKE 3

MAN: What’s your father’s name?

BOY: His name is LAUGHING!

MAN: And your mother’s name?

BOY: SMILING!

MAN: You must be KIDDING!

BOY: No, that’s my brother, i’m JOKING!

Since years ago, i have always been planning to have a computer of my own. Actually i already had one wayback early 90’s but i sold it again for i was very confused with my life then…well i still am actually, but that’s beside the point. Many people contributed their share in the acquisition of this computer of mine, and words are not enough to express my gratitude to them. Let me start with my ex-colleague Christian L., he is the one who accompanied me together with MissP in a far away village of Eppstein to buy this wonder thing. He gave me the tip where to buy a good 2nd hand cpu and even offered to drive me there. After several attempts, cancelled appointments because our shifts never matched, we finally went there, all the three of us ( i need the back up of MissP as adviser and chaperon as well) to buy this. Yes sir, this wonder thing is used, but its working; good enough for a neophyte like me.
My next mentor and savior is Michael S., the good-looking, ever-nice, computer expert husband of MissP. He was the one who installed the programs in my cpu, fixed it too with all that cables and stuffs, and make it ready for use. All i need to do is sit, type on keyboard…and that’s under his tutelage too, just imagine! He’s really one of a kind, coz not all germans has the nerves and patience to teach a cute, little me how to work on a computer without bringing it to explosion!*#! I salute this couple who are really very generous when it comes to helping a needy, georgeous, sexy, computer- illiterate like me. Oops, i think some adjectives are out of place, hehe!
Then there is Mel, my housemate, who lended me her Monitor,.. at least she could claim a right to using the computer, kanya yung monitor eh!
To my loveones for being there always in good times and in bad.
To my director who believed in me.
And to my fans for patronizing all my movies…
Eeek! Where am i now? I was carried away by my emotions. I thought i was in Oscar. Back in reality anyway, thank you folks for being very supportive. God bless!

I would like to dedicate this first entry in my blogsite to my dearest friend MissP for her utmost support and patience in teaching me how to use this computer. Hurrah! Through her i’m a bit more civilized now. My heartfelt appreciation to you MissP and more power to you! Blow out na lang kita ha! Loveyah!