JOKE!! JOKE!!

January 28, 2006• Filed under: Jokes• Posted by: Curacha •

JOKE 1

TINDERO: Sir, bili na kayo ng kurtina.

PEDRO: Cge bibili ko para sa computer ko.

TINDERO: Baket po sa computer?

PEDRO: Hello, may WINDOWS din kya yun!… my gosh so slow!

JOKE 2

HEADLINES BUKAS , NGAYON ANG BRODKAS !!

GOOD News: Walang BAD news!

Tahanang walang HAGDAN,… inakyat!

Bagong TULI nagyabang,… lumaki ulo!

BULAG nakapatay,…. nagdilim daw ang PANINGIN!

TINDERA ng suka,… tinoyo!

Teacher NAGKAMALI,… tinuruan ng LEKSYON!

Basurero nagsampa ng KASO,… binasura!

Tubero,… nagkatulo!

Misis ng Photographer,… NAKUNAN!

JOKE 3

MAN: What’s your father’s name?

BOY: His name is LAUGHING!

MAN: And your mother’s name?

BOY: SMILING!

MAN: You must be KIDDING!

BOY: No, that’s my brother, i’m JOKING!



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  1. buwahahahahaha!!! :lol: :lol:
    at ako nga pala si Crying…sa katatawa. kewl!!! ;)

    Comment by missP — January 28, 2006 @ 6:53 pm

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