LAFF aGaIn

March 25, 2006• Filed under: Jokes• Posted by: Curacha •

LAFF 1

BF: nood tayo sine.

GF: di ka kiss?

BF: hinde.

GF: di ka hipo?

BF: hindi ah!

GF: hawak boobs?

BF: hindi rin!

GF: eh finger?

BF: lalong hindi!

GF: ulol, manood ka mag-isa mo !!

LAFF 2

Bakit ang aso pag matigas ang ulo SINISIPA ?

Ang bata pag matigas ang ulo PINAPALO ?

Eh bakit ang ETITS pag matigas ang ulo

HINAHAPLOS AT SINUSUBO ?

Unfair di ba ?!

LAFF 3

One day i read that smoking is bad, i quit smoking

Then i read that drinking is bad, i threw the habit away

Then i read that sex is bad, I QUIT READING.

LAFF 4

FRIEND 1: Pre, peke POLO shirt mo.

FRIEND 2: Dehins pre, genuine to.

FRIEND 1: Eh bakit tabingi ang paa ng kabayo sa logo?

FRIEND 2: Gago ka pala eh. Di naman POLO ang tatak nito… POLIO !! :)

LAFF 5

DOCTOR TO A MENTAL PATIENT: Magaling ka na pala, sinagip mo friend mo na nalunod, kaya lang nagbigti sya sa CR.

PATIENT: Di po Dok, sinabit ko sya dun para matuyo !!



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  1. ha ha! laff trip yung mental patient :D

    Comment by thess — April 4, 2006 @ 11:15 am

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