TIME and LOVE

May 27, 2006• Filed under: Anecdotes• Posted by: Curacha • Comments (2)

Once there was an island where the feelings lived. It was announced that the island was going to sink in the ocean. Feelings prepared to leave.

LOVE: can i come with you on your boat?

RICHNESS: sorry, but too many gold and silvers are here.

LOVE: SADNESS please stay.

SADNESS: im sorry but i want to be alone

LOVE: HAPPINESS i’ll go with you !.. ( but HAPPINESS didn’t hear what LOVE said. )

TIME: LOVE, come i’ll take you with me. ( LOVE felt so blessed and overjoyed. )

LOVE: why did you help me TIME?

TIME: because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is….



LaFf iN’ GrEeN

May 21, 2006• Filed under: Jokes• Posted by: Curacha • Comments (2)

LAFF 1

GIRL: Doc, pano malalaman na sex maniac ako?

DOC: Meron tayong gagawing test iha, pero bago ang lahat bitiwan mo muna ang T*#* ko !

LAFF 2

Take care of your teeth….

Losing your teeth lessens sex drive…

According to chinese,

“pak kaw wala ipen, wala kantooth !”

LAFF 3

JUDGE: Hinawakan mo ba ang hita ng babaeng ito?

NGONGO: Hini po, hini po !!!

JUDGE: Pilosopo ! Hinawakan o hinipo, pareho lang yun!..GUILTY !!

LAFF 4

(Sa kumpisalan)

SEXY: Fader, kasalanan ba ang di pagsuot ng panty?

FADER: Opo.

SEXY: Pano yan wala akong suot na panty ngayon?

FADER: Magtambling ka ng sampung beses papuntang altar !



ASAN PISO?

May 3, 2006• Filed under: Memes• Posted by: Curacha • Comments (6)

HANAPIN ANG PISO:

May nakita ka shirt sa SM worth 97 pesos. Wala kang pera so humiram ka sa dad mo ng 50 and sa mom mo ng another 50, so may 100 kana. Binili mo shirt may sukli ka pa 3. Binalik mo piso sa mom mo, may utang ka pa sa kanya 49. Binalik mo piso sa dad mo, may utang ka pa sa kanya 49. Yun piso na natira nasa iyo.

Ito ang tanong :

49 + 49 =98 + piso na nasa iyo = 99

Bakit 99 lang ? Di ba dapat 100 ? Asan na piso ?



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