LaFf iN’ GrEeN

May 21, 2006• Filed under: Jokes• Posted by: Curacha •

LAFF 1

GIRL: Doc, pano malalaman na sex maniac ako?

DOC: Meron tayong gagawing test iha, pero bago ang lahat bitiwan mo muna ang T*#* ko !

LAFF 2

Take care of your teeth….

Losing your teeth lessens sex drive…

According to chinese,

“pak kaw wala ipen, wala kantooth !”

LAFF 3

JUDGE: Hinawakan mo ba ang hita ng babaeng ito?

NGONGO: Hini po, hini po !!!

JUDGE: Pilosopo ! Hinawakan o hinipo, pareho lang yun!..GUILTY !!

LAFF 4

(Sa kumpisalan)

SEXY: Fader, kasalanan ba ang di pagsuot ng panty?

FADER: Opo.

SEXY: Pano yan wala akong suot na panty ngayon?

FADER: Magtambling ka ng sampung beses papuntang altar !



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  1. hehehe the hinipo reminds me of the radio commercial where the ngongo lost the contest for answering meijing instead of beijing when asked what is the capital of china :-D

    Comment by Alfredo — June 22, 2006 @ 7:35 am

  2. glad i made you laugh a bit. thanks for the visit.

    Comment by curacha — June 22, 2006 @ 2:27 pm

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