HELP !!

August 19, 2006• Filed under: Uncategorized• Posted by: Curacha • Comments (12)

Does anybody out there knows a good gastroenterologist in the Philippines?

My Dad was diagnosed of having Adenocarcinoma. A bump-like thing occured in his anus and the biopsy result says it is cancer again. ” A radical operation was the only way to get rid of that “, was what his attending physician told my family in the Philippines. But another new op is already out of the question. First, my Dad will surely disagree to be cut again for the third time within 3 months, and second, we too doesn’t want him to undergo more op’s anymore. Surely there are other ways to treat him. The medical technology is very much advance now, with the lasers and other pain-free curing systems that they got. We also consider using alternative medicines which i already ordered in the U.S. via internet.

We will do everything to save his life. Maybe you can help me, my friends out there, to find the right physician for him. We are in dire need of the second or third opinion of an especialist. Your referrals will be highly appreciated.



Pampaalis ng Pagod

August 7, 2006• Filed under: Jokes• Posted by: Curacha • Comments (6)

JOKE 1

A girl looked at a man’s tattoo:
NIKE on his arm, REEBOK on his legs.
She screamed when she saw AIDS on his penis!
Relax”, he said, “if it erects, it reads ADIDAS ! ”

JOKE 2

DOSAGE OF VIAGRA

With new GF = 1/2 tab

With Mistress = 1 tab

With wife = 2 tab + x-rated film + soup #5 + ginseng + siling labuyo + balut + talaba

JOKE 3

AMA: Buntis anak ko panagutan mo!

BF: May asawa na po ako.

AMA: Pano to?

BF: Areglo na lang po, 2M pag lalaki, 1.5M pag babae.

AMA: Ok, pero pag nakunan GIB HER ANADER CHANS ha?

JOKE 4

MAID: Sir sinong mas masarap, si Mam ba o ako?

SIR: Syempre ikaw. Bakit?

MAID: Naguguluhan kase ako eh. Sabi ng boy mas masarap daw si Mam!

JOKE 5

JUNJUN: Nay, bat yun bird ng classmate ko parang champoy?

NANAY: Baket? Maliit ba o malambot?

JUNJUN: Hindi Nay…, maalat eh… Sinubo ko kanina!

JOKE 6

Si Mister nakakita 3 butil ng bigas at 100 pesos sa drawer ni Misis:

MISTER: Ano to?

MISIS: Um, magtatapat nako honey. Tuwing nagtataksil ako syo naglalagay ako ng 1 butil ng bigas sa drawer.

MISTER: Eh ano yung 100 pesos?

MISIS: Nung naging 1 kilo na yun bigas, binenta ko na !



WORDS FOR THE DAY

August 1, 2006• Filed under: Uncategorized• Posted by: Curacha • Comments (6)

GOD will not send you into a situation ALONE.

HE goes before you.

HE stands beside you.

HE walks behind you.

Whatever situation you are in…

BE CONFIDENT.

…astig ka, si Lord back-up mo !!..



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