Pampaalis ng Pagod
JOKE 1
A girl looked at a man’s tattoo:
NIKE on his arm, REEBOK on his legs.
She screamed when she saw AIDS on his penis!
“Relax”, he said, “if it erects, it reads ADIDAS ! ”
JOKE 2
DOSAGE OF VIAGRA
With new GF = 1/2 tab
With Mistress = 1 tab
With wife = 2 tab + x-rated film + soup #5 + ginseng + siling labuyo + balut + talaba
JOKE 3
AMA: Buntis anak ko panagutan mo!
BF: May asawa na po ako.
AMA: Pano to?
BF: Areglo na lang po, 2M pag lalaki, 1.5M pag babae.
AMA: Ok, pero pag nakunan GIB HER ANADER CHANS ha?
JOKE 4
MAID: Sir sinong mas masarap, si Mam ba o ako?
SIR: Syempre ikaw. Bakit?
MAID: Naguguluhan kase ako eh. Sabi ng boy mas masarap daw si Mam!
JOKE 5
JUNJUN: Nay, bat yun bird ng classmate ko parang champoy?
NANAY: Baket? Maliit ba o malambot?
JUNJUN: Hindi Nay…, maalat eh… Sinubo ko kanina!
JOKE 6
Si Mister nakakita 3 butil ng bigas at 100 pesos sa drawer ni Misis:
MISTER: Ano to?
MISIS: Um, magtatapat nako honey. Tuwing nagtataksil ako syo naglalagay ako ng 1 butil ng bigas sa drawer.
MISTER: Eh ano yung 100 pesos?
MISIS: Nung naging 1 kilo na yun bigas, binenta ko na !
haha, stress reliever nga ito… good thing i read these within my shift. hehe.
Comment by tom — August 7, 2006 @ 7:38 pm
hahaha aliw!!
Comment by cheH — August 7, 2006 @ 7:40 pm
girl: Ay, mahilig ka pala sa pambatang show.
boy: bakit?
girl: kita sa titi mo oh– nakatatak “ELMO”. Sa Sesame Street yum di ba.
boy: Naku hindi. Mahilig ako sa mga gawa ni Rizal. Tingnan mo pag tumigas yan, mababasa mo : “EL FELIBUSTERISMO”.
Comment by Rey — August 10, 2006 @ 8:16 am
nakakaalis ng stress
Comment by Lani — August 11, 2006 @ 6:59 am
Hardcore XXX !
Comment by Sidney — August 12, 2006 @ 1:20 pm
>>to everybody!
Im glad this post made you smile…er, laugh?i still have a lot of stock of it..coming soon!
Comment by curacha — August 20, 2006 @ 9:45 am