WHO THE HELL IS DENNIS?
This is a letter from one bar girl to another bar girl whose boyfriend she apparently stole. This was found in a Malate bar by a friend of the guy who sent me this e-mail. Enjoy it as much as I did!!!
Actual letter found in a bar in Malate:
To Marjie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can think about but you’re very fat body. I’m thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks and always calling to their house what time he go home or this or that and then he say he get ashame to met you iether in school or in his family an d then asking you to exercise you’re very, very, very fat body but you hate it you thoughth you’re the most prettiest girls he know about what do you think you are “Beautiful Girl” of Jose Mari Chan even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the rigth to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names before iether in front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I’m don’t have any other choice but to called you other different name to like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING. You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I’m am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I’m repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.
FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.
Ps. You say that I’m the bad breathe
But who is Dennis want to kissed.
Me or you? You or me?
And the final is me.
Is this really true sis; it’s so unbelievably hilarious…It read like it was made up to mean as a joke.
Comment by Major Tom — February 28, 2007 @ 2:10 am
What’s more funny for a girl dat is mad very much is girl or a woman very much mad but is not even that nice very much or very really bad in writing letter for other girl of the boyfriend that two-timing like fishing in one boat into the river and the sea.
—Whew! suko na ko. I can’t compose a letter like this lass did. it’s just too damn difficult! She’s really good defying grammar, tenses, conjunctions and punctuations! That’s TALENT!
Comment by Rey — February 28, 2007 @ 5:01 am
I think it is made up. I saw this letter before…and I am not Dennis !
Comment by Sidney — February 28, 2007 @ 6:54 am
I found the link. It is a Filipino joke.
http://www.jeepneygang.com/bola/jokes.html
Comment by Sidney — February 28, 2007 @ 6:59 am
>>Major Tom
i received that as email and almost peed in my pants for laughing, that’s why i thought of sharing that with u guys.
>>Rey
ang galeng nya noh! hirap gumawa nun ah! hehe.
>>Sidney
or….Dennis?! I think u have the original copy of that letter. ..hehe!!
Comment by curacha — February 28, 2007 @ 9:10 am
hehe… iba talaga ang pinoy jokes, may pagka corny pero kakatuwa. first time i read this, i really laughed so hard.
Comment by carey — March 1, 2007 @ 2:42 am
>>carey
is this really a joke? i thought this is authentic. anyways, this is a good laugh.
Comment by curacha — March 1, 2007 @ 11:57 am
Kakatawa talaga, aba kakaiba ang talent ng nagcompose ng letter na iyon, mahirap gawin, hehehe.
Comment by Lani — March 5, 2007 @ 1:48 am
>>Lani
oh, di ba? nasabi naman nya gusto nya… ingles pa!
Comment by curacha — March 5, 2007 @ 6:50 am
hahaha. the letter came out sometime in 1996. . i think it is for real. i think i know dennis…(hahahaha)
Comment by missP — March 5, 2007 @ 6:51 pm
hahaha. the letter came out sometime in 1996. i posted the same in my may 16, 2004 entry. i think it is for real. i think i know dennis…(hahahaha)
Comment by missP — March 5, 2007 @ 6:53 pm
>>missP
sino si dennis ateng? hehe.
Comment by curacha — March 5, 2007 @ 9:51 pm