Learning! Learning!

March 30, 2007• Filed under: Uncategorized• Posted by: Curacha • Comments (17)

This is the first time i will try to upload pics in my post. As you have noticed, all my writings were pure texts, words to form a sentence, sentences to make a paragraph and paragraphs to create an article with sense (kuno!). Sometimes i also feel like im writing craps too, just what my fellow blogger Abaniko once thought of his works. My mind was too exhausted to think of new topics to write about, maybe.

But now, hear oh hear….after a never-ending-trial-and-error process, i was able to create a masterpiece! You see, i never stop learning! I feel as if i won a jackpot in lotto! God, im a genius!! Hehe…..

my nieces
My Lovely Nieces

my silly nieces
My Lovely Silly Nieces



NEED A LAUGH?

March 28, 2007• Filed under: Jokes• Posted by: Curacha • Comments (5)

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the ‘torment of staying calm’ while these exchanges were actually taking place. It’s worth reading to the end!

> >>>> ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
> >>>> WITNESS: July 18Th.
> >>>> ATTORNEY: What year?
> >>>> WITNESS: Every year.
> >>>> ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of
> >>>> the impact?
> >>>> WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reebok’s.
> >>>> ______________________________________
> >>>>
> >>>> ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect
> >>>> your memory
> >>>> at all?
> >>>>
> >>>> WITNESS: Yes.
> >>>> ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your
> >>>> memory?
> >>>> WITNESS: I forget.
> >>>> A TTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example
> >>>> of something
> >>>> you
> >>>> forgot?
> >>>> ______________________________________
> >>>>
> >>>> ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living
> >>>> with you?
> >>>> WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t
> >>>> remember
> >>>> which.
> >>>> ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
> >>>> WITNESS: Forty-five years.
> >>>>______________________________________

> >>>> ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband
> >>>> said to you
> >>>> that
> >>>> morning?
> >>>> WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
> >>>> ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
> >>>> WITNESS: My name is Susan.
> >>>> ______________________________________
> >>>>
> >>>> ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a
> >>>> person dies in
> >>>> his
> >>>> sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next
> >>>> morning?
> >>>> WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
> >>>>
> >>>> ________________________________ ____
> >>>>
> >>>> ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the
> >>>> twenty-one-year-old, how old is
> >>>> he?
> >>>> WITNESS: Uh, he’s twenty-one.
> >>>> ________________________________________
> >>>>
> >>>> ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was
> >>>> taken?
> >>>> WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
> >>>> ______________________________________
> >>>>
> >>>> ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby)
> >>>> was August
> >>>> 8Th?
> >>>> WITNESS: Yes.
> >>>> ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
> >>>> WITNESS: Uh….
> >>>> ______________________________________
> >>>>
> >>>> ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
> >>>> WITNESS: Yes.
> >>>> ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
> >>>> WITNESS: None.
> >>>> ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
> >>>> ______________________________________
> >>>>
> >>>> ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
> >>>> WITNESS: By death.
> >>>> ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
> >>>> ______________________________________
> >>>>
> >>>> ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
> >>>> WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a
> >>>> beard.
> >>>> ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
> >>>> ______________________________________
> >>>>
> >>>> ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning
> >>>> pursuant to a
> >>>> deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
> >>>> WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to
> >>>> work.
> >>>> ______________________________________
> >>>>
> >>>> ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have
> >>>> you
> >>>> performed on
> >>>> dead people?
> >>>> WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on
> >>>> dead people.
> >>>> ______________________________________
> >>>>
> >>>> ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be ‘oral’, OK?
> >>>> What school
> >>>> did you
> >>>> go to?
> >>>> WITNESS: Oral.
> >>>> _____________ _________________________
> >>>>
> >>>> ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you
> >>>> examined the body?
> >>>> WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
> >>>> ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
> >>>> WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table
> >>>> wondering why I was
> >>>> doing
> >>>> an autopsy on him!
> >>>> ____________________________________________
> >>>>
> >>>> ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine
> >>>> sample?
> >>>> WITNESS: Huh?
> >>>> ____________________________________________
> >>>>
> >>>> And the best for last
> >>>>
> >>>> ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the
> >>>> autopsy, did you
> >>>> check for
> >>>> a pulse?
> >>>> WITNESS: No.
> >>>> ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
> >>>> WITNESS: No.
> >>>> ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
> >>>> WITNESS: No.
> >>>> ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient
> >>>> was alive
> >>>> when you
> >>>> began the autopsy?
> >>>> WITNESS: No.
> >>>> ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> >>>> WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my
> >>>> desk in a jar.
> >>>> ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been
> >>>> alive,
> >>>> nevertheless?
> >>>> WITNESS: Well, I guess it’s possible that he
> >>>> could have been
> >>>> alive
> >>>> and practicing law.



Another Act of Cowardice

March 21, 2007• Filed under: Uncategorized• Posted by: Curacha • Comments (4)

A little-known Iraqi Islamist militant group said on Saturday it would kill two hostages, a German woman and her son, in 10 days if Berlin does not withdraw its troops from Afghanistan.

The Arrows of Righteousness group posted a video on the Internet showing Hannelore Marianne Krause urging Germany to heed the demands of the militants. The footage showed her passport.

The video was posted on Saturday on a Web site used by militant groups including al-Qaida.

“We give the German government 10 days from the date of this statement to announce and start the withdrawal of their troops from Afghanistan, otherwise … they will not even see the bodies of these two agents,” said a masked man, reading a statement on the video.

He did not give the date of the statement.

The speaker said Germany was “annihilating” fellow Muslims in Afghanistan and “smiling at us in Iraq. Do not the tyrants know that we are one nation with one religion?”

Germany opposed the 2003 U.S.-led invasion of Iraq.

Krause, 61, who was sitting next to a younger man, urged German Chancellor Angela Merkel to meet the demands of her abductors to save her life and that of her son. Both hostages were weeping as she made her plea.

It was not clear if the man was also German, but Krause said he was recently wed and that his wife might be pregnant. Her German-language statement was translated in Arabic on the video.

I was in rant upon reading this in the newspapers and watching it on tv as well. What do these terrorists want to prove? That they are powerful? Is this act of violence the teachings of their religion? Surely not. Most of the muslims opposed to this kind of bastardous way of getting their cause. If they are man enough, why dont they challenge Germany or any western country they don’t like, to a man-to-man fist fight, than capturing two innocent souls weaker than they? This is just not a fair match.

The galantry of a soldier and the courage of a real man seemed to be alien from these people. I fully oppose every war that the US engaged in, but at least, if it finds countries who are not complying to the democratic and human principles, it declares an open war against them. They just don’t kidnap any Mohammed or Ali from the street to publicize their cause. Unlike these group of fanatics who i think dont even know what they are fighting for. Don’t they know that Germany was the only NATO country who didn’t supported Bush in the 2003 Iraq invasion? Is that the price of being neutral and peaceloving?

I just hope that these kidnapping of innocent western nationals should stop at once. In my opinion, people who are doing this are not real fighters. They are just mean, and their strategy……pure COWARDICE!!



Everybody Knows Benny

March 18, 2007• Filed under: Jokes• Posted by: Curacha • Comments (4)

This is a funny joke posted in my bulletin by a friend. I was amused by the simplicity of this one so i thought of sharing it to you. Have a nice weekend everybody !!

A guy named Benny is sitting in a bar mouthing off that he knows everybody. So his buddy bets $10 the next person to walk in the bar didn’t know him. Somebody walks in the bar and says “Hey Benny what’s up?” so the guy then bets him $100 he doesn’t know the first person they see outside walking down the street. So they go outside and see some coming up to the bar and says “Hey Benny how are things going?”. Flustered the guy bets him $500 he doesn’t know the President. So they drive up to the white house and the security guard says “Benny you know you can’t just show up here like this.” Then a limo pulls up with the president in it and he rolls down the window and says “Hey Benny how have you been?” So then he bets him $1000 he doesn’t know the Pope. So they take a plane down to Rome and he says” Ok now watch up there on that balcony I’m gonna come out there with the Pope.” So he goes up there and looks down to see his friend pass out. He goes down there and says “Are you that surprised that I know the Pope?” he goes “No somebody walked behind me and said who’s that guy up there with Benny!”



THANK YOU LORD

March 15, 2007• Filed under: Uncategorized• Posted by: Curacha • Comments (9)

I humbly dedicate this post to our Lord Almighty, who doesn’t get tired of hearing our prayers, who is always there to catch us when we fall and who lovingly wipes our tears away. In Him of which nothing is impossible.

My family witnessed again for so many times the graces of God by saving my Dad from his deadly illness. Two weeks ago, he undergone for the third time a very delicate surgery under critical condition. The doctors were already on the verge of helplessness and almost gave him up. It was just the miracles of prayers of my family, relatives and caring friends that worked wonders and kept my Dad to stay alive. We shed a sea of tears, sleepless nights and nervous breakdowns in these past weeks when we couldn’t do but witness the pain that my poor father has to endure. But his strong faith to the Almighty and his unlimited will to live made him survive such unbearable trial in his life. Yesterday, he was able to leave the hospital which has been his domicile for more than four weeks. He is now on his way to recovery and hopefully live his life, whatever or how long is yet left, free from pain. As i had mention in my previous post, we won this battle again, but the war against this deadly cancer is not yet finished. But we strongly believe to the powers of prayers and i know…miracles still happen!!!

We were also blessed for having wonderful friends who supported us through their prayers, especially my dearest jaan P, who was always there to offer his cyber shoulders for me to cry on. It was indeed a relief knowing that we are not alone during this difficult phase in our life.

For all of these oh Lord, i sincerely thank You, and to You i surrender my soul……….



“TENJEWBERRYMUDS”

March 5, 2007• Filed under: Jokes• Posted by: Curacha • Comments (16)

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what ‘tenjewberrymuds’ means by the end of the conversation. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): “Morrin. Roon sirbees.”

Guest (G): “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. ”

RS: “Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??”

G: “Uh..yes..I’ d like some bacon and eggs.”

RS: “Ow July den?”

G: “What??”

RS: “Ow July den?…pryed, boyud, poochd?”

G : “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please.”

RS: “Ow July dee baykem? Crease?”

G: “Crisp will be fine.”

RS : “Hokay. An Sahn toes?”

G: “What?”

RS: “An toes. July Sahn toes?”

G: “I don’t think so.”

RS: “No? Judo wan sahn toes??”

G: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo wan sahn toes’ means.”

RS: “Toes! toes!…Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?”

G: “English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”

RS: “We bodder?”

G: “No…just put the bodder on the side.”

RS: “Wad?”

G: “I mean butter…just put it on the side.”

RS: “Copy?”

G: “Excuse me?”

RS: “Copy…tea. ..meel?”

G: “Yes. Coffee, please, and that’s all.”

RS: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy….rye? ?”

G: “Whatever you say.”

RS: “Tenjewberrymuds. ”

G : “You’re very welcome.”



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