JOKE ONLY
“I tried my best to wait for you…
I shouted too loud, still you didn’t come out…
You didn’t even respond to my call…
Now, You want me to go back?….”
-MAGBABALOT nag-inarte
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Its just 6 inches long…
Pero ito’y hahanapin mo pag natikman habang matigas…
Masarap sipsipin ang katas ng…..
ICE CANDY….
Ingat po sa tulo….
Malagkit…!!
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Mga Simpleng Pangarap ng Tao:
Pedro: Gusto ko maging Nurse para makatulong sa kapwa…
Erning: Ako duktor para makagamot ng kapwa…
Nene: Ako Superhero para makasagip ng nagigipit na kapwa…
Kiko: Ako Mayor, tutulungan ko kapwa ko…
Lino: Ako Presidente, maglilingkod ako sa kapwa….
Juan Tamad: Gusto ko maging KAPWA, para tiba-tiba….!!
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GIRL: ‘Tay, nagbold po ako sa magasin, nasa page 10 picture ko…
ITAY: Kinakahiya kita! Sa palagay mo ba may mas nakakahiya pa sa ginawa mo?
GIRL: Meron po ‘tay! Si Inay sa page 16, si Lola sa page 26 !!
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MRS: Magkano ang facelift day?
DOC: 145,000.
MRS: Ang mahal! Anong pinakamurang treatment para magmuka akong bata?
DOC: Heto tsupon! 20 pesos lang!
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ANAK: ‘Tay sabi ni titser kailangan namin ng COCOMBAN…
TATAY: Anak, 15 anyos ka na yan pa rin ang tawag mo…
ANAK: Ano po ba dapat?
TATAY: E di, BOMB PEPPER !!
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A priest at the church……
LADY: Father, ang guwapo at cute mo naman, bakit ka pa kasi nagpari?
PRIEST: Dahil ayaw pumayag ng mga magulang ko na magmadre ako, bruha!!
nyhahaha talsik laway ko sa monitor! langya!mwahahaha aliw!!
oist bisita ka rin doon sa aking tagalog blog mamuah!! ingat
Comment by cheh — March 9, 2009 @ 2:53 pm
>>cheh
glad you had fun reading it… sige dalaw ako sa tagalog blog mo…
Comment by curacha — March 9, 2009 @ 9:37 pm
Hahaha.
May maiti-text na naman ako. Hehe.
Hey Curacha, malapit na! 3 linggo na lang.
Comment by Abaniko — March 10, 2009 @ 6:26 pm
>>Abaniko
Hehehe… hindi ka excited noh!!
Comment by curacha — March 10, 2009 @ 10:40 pm
di ko pansin dami ka na palang updates ateng.. ako din kasi nag paka tahimik na namang muli. kung di ko pa napulot yung cam.. di pa siguro ako ulit magpo post , nyahahahaha……
Comment by missP — March 14, 2009 @ 5:41 pm
>>missP
medyo nakakasingit mag-update ateng… di ko alam ang galing mo palang mag-spanish…hehehe
Comment by curacha — March 15, 2009 @ 5:30 pm
ngekkk. compliments yan to my asawa who can speak 6 languages…keep it up!
Comment by missP — March 16, 2009 @ 5:28 pm
hahaha..funny.. gusto ko ang logic ni Juan Tamad at Father Bruho
Comment by bw — March 17, 2009 @ 7:34 pm
>>bw
Juan Tamad may be lazy, but not dumb…hehehe!
Comment by curacha — March 18, 2009 @ 5:30 pm
hehehe… pinoy jokes talaga.
btw, can we also exchange links with my travel blog (http://www.happysteps.net)? thanks! just drop me a comment if you’re interested and i will link you up asap.
happy weekend!
Comment by carey @ happy steps travel blog — April 3, 2009 @ 4:06 pm
>>carey
actually i visited you already sa travel blog mo… link din kita uli.
Comment by curacha — April 4, 2009 @ 6:01 am
hahaha… this is really funny… san ka nakakakuha ng mga ganito? may source ka ba?
anyway please visit also my deo’s web blog, Thanks!
Comment by Deo — May 11, 2009 @ 7:30 am
>>Deo
glad you enjoyed the jokes… yun iba text sakin ng sister ko… yun iba naman na narrinig ko lang…
sure, i’ll visit you too… salamat sa dalaw..
Comment by curacha — May 12, 2009 @ 6:45 pm
wala po bang update ng jokes nyo? I really enjoy classic jokes eh…
Health Blog
Comment by Deo — May 26, 2009 @ 4:47 am
>>Deo
Im on vacation eh… i’ll update as soon as get back home…
Comment by curacha — May 29, 2009 @ 4:28 am
I like c jaun ???diba
Comment by magdo — September 10, 2009 @ 7:35 am