JOKES TO SAVE YOUR DAY
JINKY: Manny, kung magkaka-anak uli tayo ano magandang name?
MANNY: Hmm… eh di combine nalang name natin.
JINKY: Magandang idea yan… anong name naman?
MANNY: “Manky”!
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MAN: Miss, 5 viagra nga…
TINDERA: Dami naman Sir!
MAN: Yes, very hot ang date ko eh.
Next Day……
MAN: Miss, 2 boteng Betadine nga..
TINDERA: Sir, anong nangyari sa kamay nyo?
MAN: Hmp, bwiset, di sumipot date ko!!
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LADY: I’m always tired.
DOC: How often do you have sex?
LADY: Daily.
DOC: Skip Saturday.
LADY: I can’t, that’s the only day i’m home with my husband…!
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A boy asked his Dad what’s the difference between TRUTH & BELIEF: The father says, “this is your mom, that’s the Truth…, i am your father, that’s my BELIEF…!!
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Mag-asawa nag-aaway…..
BABAE: Punyeta ka!
LALAKI: Punyeta ka rin!
BABAE: Tarantado ka!
LALAKI: Tarantado ka rin!
BABAE: Demonyo!
LALAKI: Demonyita ka naman!
BABAE: SUPOT!
LALAKI: Kase naman Love, sorry na…..
hehehe….!!!
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Sa Canteen….
JUAN: Miss isang babaeng Siopao nga.
WAITRESS: Babaeng Siopao?
JUAN: Oo, yun may papel na sapin, kumbaga may napkin.
WAITRESS: Ah ganun ba? Ang andito bakla.
JUAN: Bakla?!
WAITRESS: Oo! May sapin din pero may itlog sa loob…!!
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ANAK: Nay, totoo ba na “first love never dies?”
NAY: Ano pa! Tignan mo ang tatay mo, first love ko yan, kaya hanggang ngayon buhay pa ang animal..!
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ANAK: Inay, totoo po bang sabi ng titser na ang baby ay galing sa malaking ibon?
INAY: Yung ibang baby siguro…. pero ikaw, sigurado ako galing ka sa maliit na ibon…!
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Textmates will eyebol….
GIRL: Magsusuot ako ng yellow, ikaw?
BOY: I’ll wear green t-shirt.
At the coffee shop…. ugly girl in yellow came in. No guy in green. She approached the guy in red…
GIRL: Excuse me, are you my textmate?
BOY: Oyy hindi ah, naka-green ba ko ?!
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Away mag-asawa…..
MR: Pag namatay ka isusulat ko sa lapida mo…”malamig nung buhay, mas malamig nung patay!”
MRS: Ganun! Pag ikaw namatay, ilalagay ko…”sa wakas, tumigas din!”
the best yung last..ika nga “save the best for last” hehe
Comment by verns — June 12, 2009 @ 4:18 pm
>>verns
i couldn’t write anything at the moment, kaya jokes na lang muna update.
Comment by curacha — June 12, 2009 @ 6:40 pm
dropping by at nangungumusta…
hope all is well.
Comment by carey — July 17, 2009 @ 2:01 am
>>carey
im good carey, thank you…
medyo busy lang kaya di makapag-post
Comment by curacha — July 22, 2009 @ 8:44 pm
anong pinagkaka busihan mo ateng? hehehe…
Comment by missP — July 25, 2009 @ 9:01 am
>>missP
hmmm…ano nga ba? bat nga ba ko busy?
Comment by curacha — July 26, 2009 @ 2:47 pm
hhahaha busy ka ata ah
Comment by Mifinal — August 17, 2009 @ 5:21 am
>>Mifinal
Thanks for your visit. May blog ka rin? I clicked on your name, walang lumabas na link eh.
Comment by Curacha — August 26, 2009 @ 8:17 am